Archive for April 6th, 2008

How To Navigate The Life Insurance Minefield

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Buying insurance of any kind is often confusing. In order to compare policies by price, you have to be sure that each policy carries the same benefits for the same amount, and figure in a dozen differ…

The Value Of Christian Counseling Centers

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Christian counseling centers are such a valuable tool to our community. There are so many areas in life where the counsel of a professional is necessary. As a Christian we are finding it harder and ha…

Swimming in Debt - Seek the Help of a Bankruptcy Lawyer

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Swimming in Debt - Seek the Help of a Bankruptcy Lawyer

Many people are forced to file bankruptcy each year, often due to no real fault of their own. It is all too easy to go into debt when you are w…

Open Question: I’m 17.. I’m paying cash for a car and live in MO, can the title go in my name? I do not live with my parents.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

I’m 17. I plan on buying a car (cash) off craigslist in the next 1-2 months. Question: Can the title be in my name?? I DO NOT LIVE WITH MY MOM OR DAD. My mom already screwed me out of one vehicle. (financed, I paid.. not in my name due to age) so I for sure do not want them to have anything to do with it. What should I do? Also.. At 17, Can I have my own insurance policy?

FACTS-
I do have my license
I do have a job.
I live with my boyfriend and his family. (Please dont tell me your feelings on this, that is NOT what I am asking. Yes, I know.. I’m young, but if you knew my parents.. you would understand.)

Please give me information.

Open Question: please revise the short pargarph its urgent?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

People start to trust one another as they become more acquainted. Some examples are financing beggars for a new shelter or volunteering with the Salvation Army to feed the poor. Less fortunate people then recognize volunteers as good people and give them their trust. However, there are people who find it difficult to trust anyone because they have been cheated on by a spouse or a close friend. Being sincere is the most important factor in gaining someone’s trust. Being an honest friend, a responsible worker, and a loyal member of one’s family are all important to maintain a positive relationship with others.

Open Question: please revise the pagarph its urgent?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

People start to trust one another as they become more acquainted. Some examples are financing beggars for a new shelter or volunteering with the Salvation Army to feed the poor. Less fortunate people then recognize volunteers as good people and give them their trust. However, there are people who find it difficult to trust anyone because they have been cheated on by a spouse or a close friend. Being sincere is the most important factor in gaining someone’s trust. Being an honest friend, a responsible worker, and a loyal member of one’s family are all important to maintain a positive relationship with others.

Open Question: please revise the short pargarpoh plz its urgent?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

People start to trust one another as they become more acquainted. Some examples are financing beggars for a new shelter or volunteering with the Salvation Army to feed the poor. Less fortunate people then recognize volunteers as good people and give them their trust. However, there are people who find it difficult to trust anyone because they have been cheated on by a spouse or a close friend. Being sincere is the most important factor in gaining someone’s trust. Being an honest friend, a responsible worker, and a loyal member of one’s family are all important if one wishes to maintain a positive relationship with others.

Open Question: please revise the short pargarph plz its urgent?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

People start to trust one another as they get to know more. Some examples are financing beggars a new shelter or volunteering with the Salvation Army to feed the poor. Then, the poor would realize that they feel being cared, regard the supporters as good people, and trust them. However, there are people who cannot trust anyone because they have been cheated on their close friends and spouse. Being sincere is the most important factor that people must have. Being an honest friend, responsible worker, and a loyal member of the family is important in order to maintain your positive relationship with others.

Open Question: im 12 and my birthday is on monday.. and my parents keep asking me what i want..?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

but the thing is, what i want is kinda expensive and right now my family is going through money problems so i dont what to tell them..

but i still feel kinda bad cause my younger brother got a exbox 360 and computor for his birthday.. but that was before our finances went down the drain..

i dont want to be selfish, but it just kinda makes me sad, cause like im turning 13! im finaly a teenager! and i dont want to just get an ‘iou..’

*i owe you*

Open Question: funniest joke ever!!?

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my finance’s little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.”

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car =)
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